3 definitions by SmallChildrenPissMeOff

A city in Essex which is bursting with disappointment, dissatisfaction and anything else you can think of starting with “D”
“Hey, I was thinking.. do you wanna pop into Colchester this evening. Grab a pint and that”
“No, go fuck yourself
by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022
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“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”
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“Where do you live
“Jaywick”
You poor thing
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