jax0rbate 

1. JAX-or-bayt (v.): to masturbate with extensive pitter patter.

2. JAX-or-bayt (v.): to ejaculate on oneself purposefully

1. "My mom walked in just as I was about to jax0rbate."

2. "It wasn't wise for me to jax0rbate just before I had to go to work."

jax0rbate by honx0r b. crackerfiend October 31, 2003

jaxterbate 

While masterbating, insert other fist into the rectum. No lube, no easing it in, all in one fluid motion.

I enjoy jaxterbating while watching gay porn.

jaxterbate by Ben P April 9, 2003

jakerbate 

the act of masturbation.

Instead of taking someone home lastnight i went home to jakerbate then sleep.

jakerbate by rayvnhart May 24, 2008