A nondeterministic markup language suspected to be Turing complete. Its users are often mistakenly called developers.
On the seventh day God took a shit and javascript was born.
by EducatedGuess March 4, 2018
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A computer programming language, provides a source of endless suffering for many poor middle-schoolers throughout the world (including myself).
"You have an assignment on javascript for summer break"
by stanley yelnats :') April 5, 2019
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The ultimate bloat machine, f**ck javascript all my homies use holy C
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A powerful, object-based, interpreted scripting language, created by Brendan Eich, most commonly embedded directly into HTML web pages to manage client-side interaction.
JavaScript is so beautiful and elegant it brings tears to my eyes. I love using it. It completes me as a person.
by Dan Fox June 24, 2003
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Programming Language, written to sit on a web server but be run on an unknown web *client*. Hence it often doesn't.

If people start writing it to meet w3c standards, and browsers contimue to try to implement w3c standards, there may be some hope for it in the distant future.
JavaScript error #2345432, Object expected. Do you wish to debug?
by nit-pick February 9, 2004
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a coding language that is made for babies
real mean use c++ while babies who just started coding use javascript
Developer Noob: 'Hey, how to wait one second in Javascript?'
Developer Pro: 'Javascript is for babies. And you can use setTimeout() to do that'
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Scripting language derived from Java (actually it has nothing to do with it); usually a javascript can be found embedded into a HTML page (it is the default client side scripting language) and can be used to implement dynamic features in a webpage .
*Rightclicking a javascript-protected webpage* - "Sorry, mouse right-click disabled."
by Uc@Nap December 27, 2005
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