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Done a Javaboy

This term applies to someone who is a regular and stalwart member of the community who suddenly disappears without trace.
Who reappears as suddenly as they disappeared.
Questions will be forever asked about what they got up to during the shadowy period of their absence but no answers will ever be given.
Denis Watts was a familiar and prominent face around Walford, East London.
One day he went out for a swim in the local canal and promptly disappeared without trace.
Nothing was heard from Den for years until he suddenly reappeared in Walford many years later as if nothing had ever happened.
On walking back into the local pub the local landlady Peggy was heard to exclaim, "ZOMG Den, you've only gone and done a javaboy".
Done a Javaboy by SaaaaG July 5, 2010
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funny name for javier. much like habieboy...a posssible variation of the name of a superhero...hmm. a javiboy always brings smiles and funny looks.
Hey look its javiboy!
javiboy by dorie April 26, 2005
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You have just accomplished the perfect balance of cream and sugar inside your coffee when the waiter comes and fills your cup messing up your cream, sugar, and coffee ratio. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a javaboo.
-your coffee was just refilled-

Awww, man! I have javaboo again!
javaboo by bluehighlighter November 29, 2010

JavaBong 

A bong made from a coffee cup, that you smoke marijuana out of.

Usually a home made smoking utensil.

Its like the Dabachino rig used for smoking dabs!
The JavaBong hits great!

The Javabong gets me so high.
Bong pipe homemade
JavaBong by October 4th April 22, 2018

javabong 

A homemade smoking utensil. A water pipe used to smoke marijuana. Made from a paper coffee cup.
It's the weed version of the dab rig (wax bong) called dabuccino.
We got so high from hitting the javabong.
javabong by December 10 April 22, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026