Denis Watts was a familiar
and prominent face
, East London.
One day he went out for a swim in the local canal and promptly disappeared without trace.
Nothing was heard
from Den for years
until he suddenly reappeared in Walford
later as if nothing had ever happened.
On walking back into the local pub the local landlady Peggy was heard
to exclaim, "ZOMG Den, you've only
gone and done a javaboy".