Urban Dictionary: jaunbrand

4.	jaunbrand
	A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf. Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand? Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow. Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck. Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo. buy jaunbrand mugs & shirts by alan Apr 7, 2004 add a video
1.	jaunbrand
	someone who takes your porn, watches it, rips you off for being into a 'sub-genre of a sub-genre', then gives the porn to fano, and it's never to be seen again. where's the porn? dunno, i think jaunbrand has it. you sure? i thought fano had it. no, jaunbrand has it. oh. buy jaunbrand mugs & shirts by alan May 4, 2004 add a video
2.	jaunbrand
	someone who angers the gods on a frequent basis. not to be confused with loki (see louwtjie). god: 'jaunbrand is really pissing Me off today. i think I'll smite him, or he should get on his knees and repent.' buy jaunbrand mugs & shirts by alan Jun 2, 2004 add a video

3.	jaunbrand
	a very very short person (or other short object) Ronald Reagan was such a jaunbrand. His new girlfiend laughed when she saw the size of his penis - it was a jaunbrand. buy jaunbrand mugs & shirts by alan Apr 6, 2004 add a video