An implement that doubles as a snatch pleasurer and joint cigarette (see also jazz) compactor. Usually a chopstick or pencil
by Jatchy McJatchJatch March 4, 2008
a replacement word in most situations. excluding the situation were it is used a Sentence enhancer as a friend of mine would say
can also be used as a WHAT EVER or as a 'yer right',e.g. i just dominated a whole crate in 30 min ..... wait for it..... "JATCH!!"
by pete-da-pirate March 17, 2008
Being “Jatched” means going against the rules in order to get the most fucked up off one, more or various stubstances including alcohol, weed, mushrooms and LSD. Typically one member of the friend group is the most likely to get jatched but anyone can if they try hard enough.
by Burton197 June 13, 2020
by Strapadicktome August 23, 2019
Adj. A conjunction for "Jerk Assed Bitch" Carries the meaning of saying all three words in a more compact and dirty package. A cheater, or a liar. Can also be used to describe an action a Jatch would preform.
Tony: "Marie totally stood me up last night. Nicole said she was at the Bar with Franco all night"
Me: "sorry man, what a total Jatch"
Me: "sorry man, what a total Jatch"
by thenakedspike March 20, 2012