jasdouche 

A type of douche that is used to clean areas that are partically encrusted and ordourous on the body. The jasdouche is long with a scraper on the end of it. The origins are from Serbia. Original Jasdouches were made from finger nails and swizzle sticks.

"She took the jasdouche and scrapped away dead skin from her body"

Slang: "I can't believe you licked that pole you jasdouche"

jasdouche by WordMonsterRex January 16, 2009

jacouche 

Bitch, idiot, dumb, stupid, all girls hat him

Have you seen this guy he's such a jacouche?

Yeah he is such a jacouche

jacouche by Muhahahhahah October 24, 2017

Jarouche 

A common muslim term correlating to the piles of hair left behind in common sink and bathroom drains, left behind by their copious amounts of hair on their head and body, or lack thereof. Grungier types may use it for practical jokes, such as gluing it to theirs and others faces, acting like a ninja.

I went over Ali's house the other day, and saw the most disgusting jarouche left behind in his bathtub. You should have seen the look on his face when I ran out and threw it on his face!

Jarouche by turnerandhooch July 14, 2011

Masdouche 

A fat lazy asshole that never worked a real job,still lives with his mother,berates women,wishes he could see his penis with out a mirror, buys porn,acts like he has actually accomplished something in life, smells offensively of cat urine,and is in general the biggest leach.

Masdouche had a rough day when a cat pissed on his new Hustler magazine. He had to whack off thinking about the ugly chick he fucked 20 years ago.

Masdouche by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 29, 2020