japanese rain goggles

When a man puts his nose in a females vagina while she urinates/ejaculates causing him to squint and wish for protective eye wear. (i.e. swimming goggles)

Terra gave me japanese rain goggles and ruined my new silk duvet

by Paul Stinkovitch November 24, 2010

japanese rain goggles

when a woman smudges her breast into the face of a man.

dude i got a japanese rain goggles last night." "whats that?" " my girlfriend shoved her tits in my face!

by your mom gave me japanese rain November 24, 2010

Japanese rain goggles

Getting squirted on while a woman is standing up

Have you ever had Japanese rain goggles

by iamdtf March 25, 2018

japanese rain goggles

Act of plassing ones breast's on a mans face while he is sleeping.

As soon as Jimmy passes out im going to give him my japanese rain goggles

by AXeGod November 25, 2010

japanese rain goggles

When your bitch pisses in a regular pair of swimming goggles and the man (you) puts them on making the piss touch your eye. twice. one in each. and then you see yellow while you bust your load all over her face and such.

Jane: Put on these goggles!
Steve: WHY?!
Jane: Because I pissed in them.
Steve: Oh okay, you could have said its japanese rain goggles
Janes: Oops!

by nickeh! November 25, 2010

Lysol spray Japanese rain scent

Smells amazing and I use it every day

I use Lysol spray Japanese rain scent

by BearLovesToLoaf January 12, 2023

Japanese Rain Goggles

Japanese Rain Goggles was introduced by Two and A Half Men director indeed but don't you just get what it means? It means you can either do a Golden Rain or a Sperm Sprinkle without actually closing your eyes. The problem of people to understand and this server posting it is people are too afraid to admit what it actually means or play with a thought at all. Japanese were always very playful and sexually twisted. That is why Chuck Lorre used this "made up" combination !

Do it , go ahead, I am wearing Japanese Rain Goggles.

by TokyoIsHere November 8, 2019