by crazdlady November 23, 2010
by Gunny McGunns November 23, 2010
At the climax of a sexual encounter, the post-coital matter becomes airborne at an angle in which the recipient is caused to squint their eyes in anticipation. In that moment, the aforementioned distributor will, in an act of heroism, stretch the scrotal sack to cover the intended recipients' (then slanted) ocular cavities, thus creating Japanese Rain Goggles.
She finally accepted my relationship request on Facebook, solely due to my flawless execution of the Japanese Rain Goggles last night.
by 2 1/2 men, -the 1/2, + a girl November 26, 2010
by flogglywoggly November 25, 2010
When a girl is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and wished you had a pair of goggles.
Two And A Half Men:
Charlie: Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese rain goggles?
Alan: I've never even heard of that
Charlie: Neither had I until last night, and now I don't know how i'd ever live without them
Charlie: Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese rain goggles?
Alan: I've never even heard of that
Charlie: Neither had I until last night, and now I don't know how i'd ever live without them
by Pista November 24, 2010
are when a man takes his nose and sticks it in a womans vagina while she sits on his face. She then proceeds to pee or ejaculate all over the mans face.
by jointfitter1968 November 24, 2010
When a man is squirted on by a womens vagina juice, causing him to swuint as the japanese. Scientist believe that this orginated around Osaka Japan, thus through the steps of evolution creating the Japenese and asian people.
Now commonly used as a sex term.
Now commonly used as a sex term.
Your mother then squirted her sweet vagina juice all over my face, it was the best Japanese Rain Goggles I ever received.
by Mr. John Jackson November 23, 2010