Japanese Cracker

This can only happen when a white male is going inside the brown eye of a japanese female. Right as the male is about to cum, he drives his elbows into the female's back (thus making a cracking noise). The male is then the japanese cracker, making the female the japanese crackee. Sometimes as a bonus, the male can also cum on the japanese crackee's back, which makes a nice little reminder of the night's events for the woman.

"Oh man, I was a total Japanese Cracker last night!" Bob

"Did you cum on her back? Only real men can get away with that." George

"I always do! It was EVERYWHERE!" Bob

by The Boobie Master June 25, 2009

japanese rice cracker

You are a ^^^

Tom stop being such a Japanese rice cracker.

by Japanese rice cracker March 3, 2016

japanese fire cracker

When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia

Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?

Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this

by Wacka flockin November 1, 2017