Someone who is usually one part emo, many times one part nerd, and definitely has an extreme obsession with the country of Japan. If one of their group dies off they all get depressed and make themselves feel better by arguing that Japan is superior to all other countries, or they contemplate mass suicide.
bieng japaned is when you say something is going wrong with your life and somebody says, "you think that's bad? Imagine what it's like for the people in japan?" totally discounting that you could have any problems while the people of japan are suffering.
similar to not being hungry and then being reminded of the starving kids in ethiopia.
you: oh man, i shut my hand in the car door! it hurts!
them: You think that's bad? cars were landing on people in japan.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.