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Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"
Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
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People who are constantly on welfare and food stamps and complain about their life in the hole when they spend way too much money on cars or clothes. What they need to do is upgrade from the common ZOO and work for their stuff. People who complain about their issues and how they get used and abused but keep continuing to stay at the bottom because they are lazy.
You: I can't stand him.
Friend: Who?
You: That Jaboon! He just uses us as if we are zoo keepers! Spending our money and getting free food!
Jaboon by Vash8504 February 27, 2011
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Patient, kind, smart, has a hard time admitting when he is wrong. dependable, and somewhat of a nerd. very unique and a keeper! He is everything to those who love him.
Janson makes everything better.

I knew I was right, but Janson will never admit it!
Janson by Janson Lover February 3, 2010

jankonia 

Used to describe a continuous state of undesirable conditions. It's janky as a consequence of its existence. Something so fucked up that it will never be the same again i.e., scorched earth.
Dude 1: "If so-and-so" get's elected, this shit will turn into Jankonia"
Dude 2: "Naw son, this shit be Jankonia"
Dude 3: "Word"
jankonia by Dame Hotttness May 6, 2008

Janoodle 

A women who appreciates art while meowing alot
*At an art gallery*
Guy - “Dang this is some nice artwork you seeing this Janessa?”
Girl - “MeOw”
Guy- “Are you turning into a janoodle?”
Janoodle by 1wolvesgaming December 12, 2021
Noun. An attractive Asian woman, esp. of Japanese nationality. Note: Japoon is an irregular plural, and like 'deer' is the same in both the singular and plural cases.
"I saw a Japoon at the mall yesterday."
Japoon by t4eXanadu March 8, 2008
Ja-goon-kie

A derogatory word towards ones penis. said with a Ray Romano/ Kermit the Frog accent.
Mrs.Piggy will you please sit on my Jagoonky
Jagoonky by doobie Brothers March 7, 2009