Japoon
Noun. An attractive Asian woman, esp. of Japanese nationality. Note: Japoon is an irregular plural, and like 'deer' is the same in both the singular and plural cases.
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Japooner
A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
Jaboon
People who are constantly on welfare and food stamps and complain about their life in the hole when they spend way too much money on cars or clothes. What they need to do is upgrade from the common ZOO and work for their stuff. People who complain about their issues and how they get used and abused but keep continuing to stay at the bottom because they are lazy.
You: I can't stand him.
Friend: Who?
You: That Jaboon! He just uses us as if we are zoo keepers! Spending our money and getting free food!
Friend: Who?
You: That Jaboon! He just uses us as if we are zoo keepers! Spending our money and getting free food!
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japooties by thompsonboy March 15, 2012
japornime
A combination word for Japanese anime porn. Commonly known as "Hentai", it is more casually referred to as anime porn, or Japornime.
Like most porn, and most anime for that matter, there tends to be little or no coherent plot. Unlike regular anime, however, whose popularity is entirely confusing due to this lack of intrinsic value, Japornime rewards your sitting through insane plots by using it as an excuse for bizzare and often physically impossible feats of sexual depravity, such as tentacle rape.
Japornime can be used simply for the sheer enjoyment of it, or, in the broader category of shock media, Japornime is often inflicted upon unwitting viewers with the intent to shock and disgust. La Blue Girl is an excellent example of this type of Japornime, whereas many other Japornime films shock mostly by being pedophillic or incestuous.
Like most porn, and most anime for that matter, there tends to be little or no coherent plot. Unlike regular anime, however, whose popularity is entirely confusing due to this lack of intrinsic value, Japornime rewards your sitting through insane plots by using it as an excuse for bizzare and often physically impossible feats of sexual depravity, such as tentacle rape.
Japornime can be used simply for the sheer enjoyment of it, or, in the broader category of shock media, Japornime is often inflicted upon unwitting viewers with the intent to shock and disgust. La Blue Girl is an excellent example of this type of Japornime, whereas many other Japornime films shock mostly by being pedophillic or incestuous.
I don't think I'll ever be the same again after you showed me that clit-penis scene. God damn Japornime.
japornime by funkywizard November 1, 2010