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Jingle Jangle Jewellery 

Testicular decorations
Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

Wang Jangle

A saying made by the you-tuber: YouSuckAtCooking, which means to mix together.
He often uses this phrase instead of saying mix/stir .
"ya now you just gonna, want to wang jangle all that together."
Wang Jangle by KarateCandy12 October 24, 2018

Hoe-Jangles

A gal or guy who like vintage cowboy (see The Good, The Bad and The Ugly) and being a skanky cum dumpster #siphoe #hotbigben
The girl is such a Hoe-Jangles, her pussy has seen more wieners than ketchup!
The earth is 70% water and Hoe-Jangles is still thirsty for deez nuts!
Hoe-Jangles by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021

Jingle-jangle 

A fun drug that’s only sold in Riverdale that can make you stay up for days! In more ways than one.
A ginger: “dude I hear you sell drugs I need some to stay up?“
Dude: “bro I got you I’ll sell you some jingle-jangle
Jingle-jangle by Twaggy October 27, 2017

Wang Jangler 

1. A tool used as a whisk to mix ingredients during cooking.

2. A prostitute.
1. "Have you seen my wang jangler?"

2. "I oughtta smack the shit outta that wang jangler for sneakin' cash behind my ass!"