13 definitions by British Gal 1973
Term for when long stored,backed up male ejaculate is emancipated, extracted and projected (rope-like warp propulsion, semen torpedos) like when Luke tripped that dopey ATAT in Empire
Me: Hey Buddy, how’d last night go?
Friend: I was ripping ropes down her gullet like Luke!
Me: Dak! Let that toe cable go! ( insert Chewbacca sound )
May the force be with you!
Friend: I was ripping ropes down her gullet like Luke!
Me: Dak! Let that toe cable go! ( insert Chewbacca sound )
May the force be with you!
by British Gal 1973 October 14, 2023
When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)
Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.
by British Gal 1973 January 31, 2021
MDE is a complete lack of confidence and zest due to the fact that one is packing a small gun. Like conceal and carry, but for a baby. #babycock
This girl (siphoe) said she wanted a Hot Big Ben, but unfortunately I am packing Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)
by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021
when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack
I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool
by British Gal 1973 January 26, 2021
The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.
Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.
Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal
Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal
by British Gal 1973 June 12, 2022
When your eyes bug out Jerry Springer Mean Style while looking at modern technology, like an over head bin , on an airplane.
Two buddies on a holiday - Dude, did you see that girl? They ask’d her if she wanted cheese its and she went straight Haitian Eyes.
Ma’am would you like a free up grade to First Class (insert Haitian Eyes) Awaba dubo, a baba dee dee
Grunts ~ Smiles ~ Yes
Ma’am would you like a free up grade to First Class (insert Haitian Eyes) Awaba dubo, a baba dee dee
Grunts ~ Smiles ~ Yes
by British Gal 1973 September 10, 2023
A gal or guy who like vintage cowboy (see The Good, The Bad and The Ugly) and being a skanky cum dumpster #siphoe #hotbigben
The girl is such a Hoe-Jangles, her pussy has seen more wieners than ketchup!
The earth is 70% water and Hoe-Jangles is still thirsty for deez nuts!
The earth is 70% water and Hoe-Jangles is still thirsty for deez nuts!
by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021