you can sum up jamster is aprox. 1 word. here ya go

'bullshit.'
"I got a new jamster ringtone"
"You die now."
by james t April 14, 2005
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Originally their main attraction and icon for the site is a frog and it's sound sound effects. However this sound effect was intended to be a sound effect for a flash file known as "insanity test".
Jamster has taken this sound and has dubbed it crazy frog sound which you can now purchase for your cell phone. With little or no changes in the voice, segments were made of a girls frog voice and other parts of the entire ring tone and sold off as their own.
While just about everything else on their site was just a graphic stolen from elsewhere, they remain keeping the frog as their spokes person for the company.

This is just the wrong way for any company to turn, it's supprising there is soo much proffit in decorating your phone. Which to people who use this site and pay for their services gladly like hold their phone as a symbol of place in society and have to be connected to every breathing mouth at all times.

Hopefully this will just be another internet business that will come and go. However so many other sites are emerging offering the same services. It just so happens jamster is whoring itself out with advertising everywhere and offering it's free music even at fast food places.
Crazy frog sound = badly made race car sound effect that was in a flash file and later pirated by jamster.
by Jeordiewhite April 6, 2005
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Goes to show you how dumb America/England really is. Yes I said England, I read the message boards. Holy fuck there's one on right now, Im not fucking kidding I think part of my brain just died.
If you want any of these ringtone's on your phone log on to jamster.com now!
(jamster.com just received 1,000,000+ hits in the last hour.)WTF! quit buying that shit and help out fucking Indonesia or something.
by MaxPowers January 24, 2005
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Many people do not know this, but Jamster was acquired by VeriSign in 2004. VeriSign maintains the DNS database for all the .com and .net domains worldwide. So the same company that lets you visit urbandictionary.com is slowly destroying your brain with Jamster commercials.
<Roger> Hey man, this Jamster commercial is annoying.
<Tim> Huh, what did you say? I was too busy listening to the sound of my brain imploding.
by A Jenks June 21, 2005
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A ringtone company that is responsible for producing the most unbearably irritating commercials to have ever plagued television. Most hideously annoying of all is that sodding "frog" (which resembles a swollen tumour given eyes, a helmet, and tiny genetalia with a "Censored" tag crapped across it), whose high-pitched squealing, ridiculously annoying animations and general nature, all proves that Jamster is making their profits from a DELIBERATE attempt to drive people insane. So far, for many audiences, it's working.

Aside from that sodding amphibian that's become Jamster's most infamously irritating mascot, Jamster provide equally annoying ringtones, wallpapers and screensavers, many of which are crass, crappy, and/or lame, 4-5 frame animations. Anybody willing to waste money for something that was directly manifested out of pure hate, evil and a company's desire to further shove one more annoying commercial into the TV network's already over-bloated advertising market... need to be cleansed from the human gene pool.
Watcher #1: "Oh shits, not that fucking Jamster commercial! SHIT, where's the fucking remote?!"
Crazy Frog: *mimics a DJ whilst squeaking in pitched tones*
Watcher #1: "Ah, shit! I can't find it! Quick, do SOMETHING!"
Watcher #2: "AAAARRGGGGH!!" *hurls a baseball bat into the TV-screen*
Watcher #1: "That's the third fucking television Jamster's caused me to break. Fuck, I need to start keeping track of where the remote's kept."
by Alhadis May 25, 2005
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Possibly the closest thing to e-mail spam on television. Advertises their awful "Crazy Frog" ringtone on just about every music channel in the UK through a series of incredibly annoying commercials.

The Frog looks even stupider now thanks to dumb Christians who couldn't handle it's genitalia.
On VH1 Classic for example, Crazy Frog adverts are shown like twice every break.

Not to mention Jamster also makes ringtones for the newest hits out there, such as Britney Spears and 50 Cent, and advertises them on VH1 Classic, of all channels. Doesn't make much business sense to me.
by ATH April 9, 2005
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CRAP Ringtones, stupid annoying frog, god they should GET A LIFE! I hope some hackers come along and destroy Jamster's websites all over the world!
Need i bother giving an example, they air TV ads on all channels, and when people download stuff to their phones, they are put on a list without them knowing about it to recieve messages at something like £1-£1.50 a message i might add, it's a HUGE SCAM! Jamster, you have been rumbled thanks to an Urban Dictionary user
by I_hate_Jamster! July 19, 2005
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