jakum 

to go jack off in a corner and cum

He hella told him to jakum the other day.

Dude did you see Rohan? He was jakum with a fish.

jakum by aknub February 5, 2008

Jakub 

A really nice guy, can be really cute. nothing can change how much of a sweet guy he is and all the girls love him even tho he don't see it, can sometimes be taken but of course some might not be. most romantic person and dirty minded. As in very dirty minded. Overall don't let him go. He will be the best person in your life. And a good boyfriend. No matter what he will be by your side

friend: Have you seen your boyfriend today?
me: Of course i have Jakub came to me this morning

ps. i love you

Jakub by Alliexoxobitches December 21, 2019

Janum 

A term of endearment in farsi ( dari). The way one feels about the love of their life. Their other half. The immense care and love one feels towards their soul mate.

Oh janum I love you!

Oh janum I love your buttery lips! sluerp sluerp sluerp

Janum by luckiestmanindaworldMSB February 4, 2010

jakucha 

Word "Jakucha" came from reddit forum and mean Russian guy who tried to invite some girl somewhere and get her phone number but situation turnes awkwardly and failed so here is no number for Jakucha.
Jakucha - is the nickname of user who described this story first time.

Hitting on hot girl at amusement park. Not watching where I am walking. Walk into trash can. Break phone. Girl falls over laughing. No number for Jakucha.

jakucha by kapets August 22, 2011

Jakub 

Super hot Slovakian boy. Fucks bitches every day, legend has it that Jakub spent more money on condoms than your mum on her car. Nice person, very hot, if I was gay then I'd have sex with him.

Look at jakub he's super sexy

Jakub by J_500 June 1, 2017

Jabum 

A muslim gambler

hey that brothers a Jabum

Jabum by bantam316 February 23, 2020

jakamahaka 

jakamahaka  (ja ka ma ha' ka) n., adj. 1. a person whose behavior is predictable 95% of the time in a given situation.
2. A person who in all respects shares personality characteristics with 95% of a given social environment.
3. A person who is surrounded by people with similar tastes, world views, or predispositions to topics worthy of discussion.
4. The state of being or acting like 95% of the people in a given situation

That jakamahaka just left the party... Thank God!

He had a good time that night seeing all of those people, but he couldn't help feeling like the jakamahaka that he truly was.

Wow was I totally being jakamahaka that night.

jakamahaka by Jakamahaka April 29, 2005