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noun and sometimes adjective
1. syn. jerk, asshole
2. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
3. a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

My brother was driving home from some job and his boss was napping in the passenger seat. My bro had to stop short a bit, cuz the car in front of him cut him off or stopped short or something. His boss woke up all pissed and in a thick greek accent said, "You fucking..." not knowing what to call this jerk that cut them off, he read the guy's license plates and said, "You fucking Jakota!" I found out much later that the license plates actually read JAGOTA, cuz the guy was driving a Jaguar, but people all over the auto shop and their friends and their friends' friends were saying jakota. This word has spread pretty far in the years since.
What a jakota.
That jakota just cut me off!
Did you see that jakota-ass motherfucker's face?
Where were you last night? I was hanging with Steve and his Jakota friends.
You bitch-ass, busta-ass, jerry curl-ass, jakota-ass...
by Tom-Ron May 31, 2007

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