the guy who every girl dies to have in their life. without him, life would be a mistake. you'd wonder why your on this planet. with him, he gives you everything that you can ever need and want. jakey knows how to treat a girl, especially his girlfriend. he will give her everything she needs, and all the attention that she wants. jakey will know right off the bat what makes you happy, and what will make you smile. and he will do anything to do those things all the time. he is always there for you no matter what, and will make you feel loved, and protected. he is overall amazing, caring, sweet, (mine), adorable, hot, charming, handsome, hot, sweet, (still mine).
by my love is jakey November 25, 2011
A tri-headed penis that, when one head is cut off, two grow in its place, giving the owner the ability to have sex with more and more girls depending on how many times he cuts off his penis
by chickenpoop37 October 18, 2013
an epic awesome man. he is a bit insane, but is hilarious and his puppy shirt is badass.
interests include:
-jumping off boats
-riding giant bananas
-being british with other brits
interests include:
-jumping off boats
-riding giant bananas
-being british with other brits
by MY NAME IS NOT JAKEY October 5, 2011
jake T is an idiot. yes a full blown retard. he talks about how lame he is, and i cant blame him for the truth
by jake is an idiot January 9, 2005
An unwashed Scottish ruffian with nothing better to do than drink copious amounts of Buckfast and dodge the social.
by street rave dave August 7, 2008
by wiggly piggly August 6, 2008