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One of the cutest guys in school.....but once to know him he is a complete dick.
Jake, a guy at your school.
by Jaynie, Krtisten October 05, 2012

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He's dorky, but he is cute, sweet, and always has something nice to say. He makes you feel special when he smiles at you. He makes your heart jump and you could never stop thinking, "it's a pleasure to have him in my life, I love him". I love him and love he's in my life, he makes me complete.
Jake, I love you <3
by Loveliness September 05, 2016

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The name of a man who has an enormous penis. Usually so large no girl can resist. At the sight of his penis most girls cum themselves to death do to dehydration.
Dude. Did you hear about what happened to that girl on the news? Apparently she saw Jake's penis and her pussy got so wet she died.
by MrVade November 27, 2015

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A guy that is so amazingly kind, loving, handsome, strong, and romantic. He is someone who you can't help but fall in love with.
Girl 1: wow you are so lucky to have jake as your boyfriend.

Girl 2: I know.
by Shealeigh November 01, 2014

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A really long dick of at least 50 inches.
Boy: Katie said she wanted him so I whipped out Jake and waxed fat a$$ til' it was red raw!
by Princess Popps April 10, 2017

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An average penis okay at FIFA good at cod amazing at GTA does well at school but doesn't miss out on making orgasms behind miss Marsh's back btw she has huge tits and hates click bait
Oh what a jake
by Progamerjake January 08, 2017

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A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
by PooperDoppers December 05, 2016

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A really well put together person. Can always rely on Jake being fly. But being fly, doesn't mean being fun. Buzzkill you may call him. Predominately staying on his phone and snaking his friends on nights out. Typical case of don't judge a book by its cover. Am I right? Where you think he is just "dropping his jacket off " he has actually gone back to bang the girl next door. Or at least try. Overall though he is a nice guy, but most nights out will end up with you realising he hasn't been there for two hours because he is tired.
Guy 1: Oh you hear Dan isn't coming out tonight?
Guy 2: OMG he is being such a Jake.

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