One of the cutest guys in school.....but once to know him he is a complete dick.
Jake, a guy at your school.
by Jaynie, Krtisten October 05, 2012
Probably the gayest kid. You'll ever meet. Likes big cocks. And men. Sweaty men.
Oh my god. Here comes Jake. He's probably looking at my penis.
by youknowitsjustme January 04, 2012
A super uncool person that could never be as cool as AnnaBeth.
Hes such a jake, but at least he isn't a braydon.
by HelloKitty2323 June 10, 2011
Douches that wear sweatpants everyday. He thinks he's the shit but really he's just a shit. He cant get over you, never thinks he does anything wrong. He loves to brag even when you tell him not to tell anyone. Beware he pretends to care but really just wants to get in your pants.
Watch out he's a totally jake
by This-is-you-bestfriend October 23, 2010
Low down good for nothing whore. Will lie to anyone, anytime. He will pretend to be a good guy, but don't be fooled.
Did you meet jake yesterday?

Yeah I'm avoiding him!
by avoidhimatallcosts September 16, 2010
the name of a guy who got too much of his penis cut off during circumsision.
wow, your penis is small, is your name jake?
by johnny cutoff February 04, 2010
1. (v., inf) (To Jake Up) Jake - To destroy; to dishevel; to misconstrue; to be unaware and not understand an assignment 2. to undeliberately, yet completely mess something up that needs work. 3. To pretend that someone else's work is your own, and interperet that work as such, without really having done anything yourself.
John: Oh man, I can't believe that Jeff did that. He pretended that the problem was fixed, and that he did all the work on it.

James: Really? Did he actually fix the problem, though?

John: No, he just stole my idea and jaked it up further.

James: Then go Jake up his ride.
by Xandir Wifflebottom Cruise July 22, 2008
A fat-ass who tricks people into being friends with him, later to act like he hates them.
Uh why did that Jake have to walk in here? He's so fat.
by Dizzleswag November 22, 2011

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