One of the cutest guys in school.....but once to know him he is a complete dick.
Jake, a guy at your school.
by Jaynie, Krtisten October 05, 2012
the name of a guy who got too much of his penis cut off during circumsision.
wow, your penis is small, is your name jake?
by johnny cutoff February 04, 2010
1. (v., inf) (To Jake Up) Jake - To destroy; to dishevel; to misconstrue; to be unaware and not understand an assignment 2. to undeliberately, yet completely mess something up that needs work. 3. To pretend that someone else's work is your own, and interperet that work as such, without really having done anything yourself.
John: Oh man, I can't believe that Jeff did that. He pretended that the problem was fixed, and that he did all the work on it.

James: Really? Did he actually fix the problem, though?

John: No, he just stole my idea and jaked it up further.

James: Then go Jake up his ride.
by Xandir Wifflebottom Cruise July 22, 2008
A super uncool person that could never be as cool as AnnaBeth.
Hes such a jake, but at least he isn't a braydon.
by HelloKitty2323 June 10, 2011
Douches that wear sweatpants everyday. He thinks he's the shit but really he's just a shit. He cant get over you, never thinks he does anything wrong. He loves to brag even when you tell him not to tell anyone. Beware he pretends to care but really just wants to get in your pants.
Watch out he's a totally jake
by This-is-you-bestfriend October 23, 2010
A fat-ass who tricks people into being friends with him, later to act like he hates them.
Uh why did that Jake have to walk in here? He's so fat.
by Dizzleswag November 22, 2011
(Not referring to all Jake's, just most of them)
Jake is an adjective to describe any of the following:
Selfish, Stupid, Jealous, Ignorant, Arrogant, Mean, Unworthy, Waste of time and space, douche, asshole, pointless and last but certainly not least they are typically
Girl: Man that guy is a total douche bag!

Friend: Yeah, he looks like a Jake.

Girl: Yep, that's his name. Jake, what an asshole.
by Lovely Lexi October 30, 2010
Old fashioned slang for toilets, WC, The Place... that is, where you do your excretory business
Oh my, my bladder will burst... must go to the jakes...
by Sylvain September 26, 2004

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