169
One of the cutest guys in school.....but once to know him he is a complete dick.
Jake, a guy at your school.
by Jaynie, Krtisten October 05, 2012

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
113
a little shit that is horny all the time. he eat sleeps and breaths horny emotions. usually jakes are found jerking off to whale noises or found having deep conversations with sexy mother fuckers (me).
"Last night Jake tried to stick it in my mouth but i just bit the tip off" -Teanna

"I knew he was a horndog he lives on horning road for crying out loud" -Billy
"I should have know better" -Teanna
"He is a cutie tho ===3" -Billy
by toeingmywayintokiki August 07, 2016

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
114
Someone with a tiny dick that gets no girls because he is so ugly
Ewww is that Jake he is so ugly
by Henry Thomson July 10, 2016

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
115
Used in the some parts of the East Coast of Scotland to describe ugly women. Derivative of "jaikit" which means ugly.
Whit were ye doing with that fat jake ? Did ye pump her?
by infamous budgerigar July 01, 2016

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
116
1. The best
2. the shiz
3.wonderful
"man, that guys a jake-hes hot!
by phoebe <3 January 16, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
117
A Stupid, Dumb Shit that is so small has no life or friends he has a tiny penis(Male Genital) Thx
Jake is a FUCKWIT
by AFJJLR January 08, 2017

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
118
Turd. Shit. Dookie. Excrement from anus.
I gotta take a jake
by Chadsmom9881 November 23, 2016

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
119
A skinny fag that likes to suck every ones dicks because he enjoys it
he is a jake
by Hghhhdd May 31, 2016

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug