jankem 

the MOST discussing drug, first you shit in a bottle then you pee in it? right? then you cover the neck of the bottle with a balloon and place in in the sun for a week, called cooking jankem, after that you breath in the gas that the poop makes (methane) and you start seeing stuff like dead people, and purple dragons for DAYS

guy1: dude i really like that time when you farted in my face, i kinda got a little high
guy2: dude that could be cheaper then pot
guy1: yeah free, but what if we could increase the intensity like poop and pee in a bottle, then we cover it with a balloon and let it sit in the sun
guy2:ok i got to pee, but your shitting in a bottle
guy1: and then we could breath in the gas it makes just like farts we should call that shit jankem

Guy3: ok... you guys are fucked up

jankem by waltrulz January 26, 2008

jankem 

stuffing feces into a bottle and inhaling the fermented methane to get high

"yo take a hit of this jankem"
"who's was it?"
"mine"
"k."

jankem by acold7dusta August 21, 2007

jahnke 

A thing, a whatsit, a widget -- a thing with an otherwise unknown name in Richmond Virgina parlance. The origins are unclear although there is a Jahnke Rd. in Southside. Rhymes with yank.

"That jahnke on the bike that shifts gears doesn't work, it's acting stupid."

jahnke by Chris Hoover January 18, 2006

Skanky Jahnke 

Most commonly a girl who wears as little clothing, and as much bra padding possible. She is excepcionally whore-ish, and sells her clothes on facebook.

"I saw this girl today, she was a total Skanky Jahnke."

Skanky Jahnke by juicebox'd February 14, 2009

Jahnke 

One who is homosexual

Matt over there is a jahnke.

Jahnke by The_Tree December 20, 2007

mr.jahnke 

A dick who thinks he’s everything but in reality he is jsut a man with a small penis and has nothing in his pants. Infact he is a she and stuffs his pants with Cotten balls because that’s the closest thing he’ll ever get to balls and he is a teacher who’s goal in life is to fail all his angel like kids!!

Aaron: bro mrs. Howard failed me on my history test!!!! (Grrr)
Callie : oh that witch she must be a mr.Jahnke

mr.jahnke by Lalalacallie November 27, 2017

jahnkey 

masturbating huddled over yourself in a bathroom stall on the floor, and using the liquid from the pimples on your acne covered face as lubricant for your hand-to-penis contact. Can also mean humping a girls leg and licking their toes at the same time.

I think I'm gonna go pull a jahnkey if I can't get laid at this party.

jahnkey by Practiceblanket August 5, 2016