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jagger bush 

a bush with thorns
its a Pittsburgh thing
look out for them jagger bushes over there
jagger bush by tassmasterzero February 27, 2003

Jagger Bombs 

Drink on special occasions...like when you want to blackout
Jagger Bombs by meshell March 11, 2005

Mick Jagger

The God of All Things Sexual. Also the lead singer of the rock band The Rolling Stones.
Mick Jagger, please, let your full-lipped beauty rain upon my sad, pathetic, worthless life. Enlighten me with your boyish grin and messy brown hair. Let my lowered head hear your sexy voice sing out.

Amen.
Mick Jagger by The Morgan Stone December 9, 2008

Swagger Jagger 

Swagger Jagger.

A shit, pointless song with stupid lyrics made by Cher Lloyd
Me: You heard that song Swagger Jagger?
You: Yeah, it's fucking shit.
Swagger Jagger by BeZeee July 5, 2011

Mick Jagger

The man who dudes must physically resemble to not be kicked to the curb.
"And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"
Mick Jagger by Snowdaylover February 26, 2010

Swagger Jagger 

A miss interpretation/ Miss hearing of "Swagger Jacker".

Commonly misheard by uneducated, illiterate teenagers, who think they are "Gangstar as F***".

The term is infact Swagger JACKER: Someone who "Jacks" your look, style, sound etc... Taking it and passing it of as their own look/Material/ Shit, Etc....
"Yagetme"?

If they spent more time listening and less time chatting shit they might manage to look a bit more "in" and less like the wet drip that they truly are.

Cher Lloyd hs produced a terrible CD using the miss interpretation "Swagger Jagger" Thus making her both a national laughing stock and an embarrassment to this country.
MISS INTERPRETATION: "Hnnnggggg, huh huh. check u owt lookina me cos im sumfink u wansa be me u is a pure swagger Jagger. get ya own shit".

CORRECTION:
"Help! Help! Someone call the police. Someone has HighJACKED my swagger and I would like it back with immediate effect. It still had all my best bling on it and my only limp".

"Excuse me officer, that young man over the street looks to be scoping to jack someone else's swagger and I believe him to be a professional swagger Jacker. Please look into it further as I have been practising my swagger for many years and wish to keep it in the family".