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Jägertainting 

A word coined by the great Stephen Colbert around the first of June in 2010. Jägertainting is the act of (I assume) introducing Jägermeister to your digestive system via the anus in order to achieve an altered state.

Jägermeister is an alcoholic beverage that was made popular by comedian Dave Attell...
"Did you hear why the Daily Show was a rerun tonight?

I heard the ol JS went Jägertainting and the bottle broke. He's gonna be out for a couple of weeks..."
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jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).
George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.
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Jager tainting

The process of trying to absorb jagermeister through ones taint, similar to vodka eyeballing
Dude, did you see john take that shot in his eyeball? No, but I saw tony Jager tainting.

jager tainting

To pour jager on your taint
Stephen Colbert made up the word Jager Tainting

Jager-tainting 

Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.
Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.
Jager-tainting by captaincook June 15, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026