jagels

jizz + bagels = jagels

An alternative to the widespread cullinary phenomenon, "juffins."

Not nearly as funny as "juffins."

"Dude-- you eat a lot of jagels."
-"Jagels isn't a word, dude. I think you mean juffins."

Colin touches wee wees a lot. And likes jagels.

by westonski January 24, 2007

jagel

An incredible type of human being. Every school or work place has at least one. Commonly found on European vacations, reading literature, and engaging his/herself in historical conversations. He/she is incredibly intellectual and extremely lovable. If you get to know a Jagel your life will for ever be changed for the better.

YOU: "Hey Jagel what are you doing thins afternoon?"
JAGEL:"Reading How the Other Half Lives by Jacob Riis and analyzing the Progressive Age."
jagle

by Geggers October 22, 2010

Jagel

A Jew Combined with a bagel Also can be used as a homosexual

Examples Nick D, Richie B, Vinny S, Josh S, and the biggest Jagel of them all Steven N

by Chase112 August 23, 2011

pb-jagel

Cut a bagel in half, peanut butter one side, jelly the other side, put it together and you've got a pb-jagel.

I felt like having breakfast and lunch at the same time, so I made myself a pb-jagel.

by Bruce THunder April 20, 2009

jagel

A jaguar bagel

May I have jagel with cream cheese.

by Firework Master2 February 11, 2009