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dirty jaffa

The act of ploughing you best friends mother cause why the fuck not.
Wow Johnny really just pulled a dirty Jaffa on me.

bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers 

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

Doing a Jaffa

Being extremely indecisive in all aspects of life
Eg. You said you were going to get a cat for the last 2 years. You are always doing a Jaffa
Doing a Jaffa by Rando5405 October 14, 2018
If someone becomes "jaffad" they have had a jaffa cake shoved up their bum.
person 1: "lets put a jaffa cake in his anus!"
Person 2: "aaah! there's a jaffa cake in my bum!"
Therefore, Person 2 has been jaffad.
jaffad by annie_bpants January 31, 2007

Jaffadana 

Indian word for one who believes everything anyone tells.
Look at the jaffadana who believes in whatsapp forwards
Jaffadana by Apklensjaff October 13, 2021

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026