A different kind of guy; not the kind of guy that girls are used to. He's kind, intelligent, articulate, handsome, and thoughtful. The type of guy that does everything - from treasuring old books to playing sports and dancing like a pro! No matter what he does, Jaelen will surprise you. He tends to underestimate himself, but everyone else can see what he's really worth. He's a protector and makes you feel at home when his arms are around you.
1.
Erica: "I wish my boyfriend treated me right."
Jackie: "You need a Jaelen."
2.
Mike: "I wish I could dance."
Rob: "You would be a total Jaelen!"
Erica: "I wish my boyfriend treated me right."
Jackie: "You need a Jaelen."
2.
Mike: "I wish I could dance."
Rob: "You would be a total Jaelen!"
by CocainaCool January 25, 2012
The most highly recognized poster at the GameFAQs boards "Another Place". Frequently pwns the entire board on a daily basis, most of the time it is Tippi Tai and Deadpool being pwned though. Jaelen is certainly the king of the APes.
Jaelen is so fucking awesome!
by Anonymous mofo June 10, 2003
She is a very beautiful girl. She has one the kindest hearts ever and gives great advice. I’ve never met anyone as stunning and amazing as Jaelen.
Jaelen is the most beautiful girl ever.
by Baller252 February 11, 2018
Someone who thinks they are bad ass.
One who announces things like "I went bowling with a cute girl yesterday" or "I cant talk right now I have to go lift weights" in an attempt to look cool.
One who claims to have "owned" everyone.
One who announces things like "I went bowling with a cute girl yesterday" or "I cant talk right now I have to go lift weights" in an attempt to look cool.
One who claims to have "owned" everyone.
the setting: your house
JAELEN: *walks up to front door and rings doorbell* "hey dont come to my house because I wont be home. Im going to go to the mall with a girl."
YOU: Why the hell are you telling me this?........ who the hell are you?"
JAELEN: "See ya"
JAELEN: *walks up to front door and rings doorbell* "hey dont come to my house because I wont be home. Im going to go to the mall with a girl."
YOU: Why the hell are you telling me this?........ who the hell are you?"
JAELEN: "See ya"
by dudebro August 6, 2003
some fag from gamefaqs that has the intelligence of a 12 year old retarded stepchild from the wrong side of the tracks. frequently makes an ass of himself, only to later masturbate to pictures of gamefaqs moderator Sailor Bacon and the former site owner, CJayC.
by X Box Killer September 23, 2004
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1. When someone says something incredibly stupid.
2. Saying something incredibly dumb.
3. Degrading yourself by stating something obviously dumb.
2. Saying something incredibly dumb.
3. Degrading yourself by stating something obviously dumb.
"Man, don't be Jaelen."
"I met this one girl, she claimed she was smart but by what she said, i could tell she was jaelen."
"I met this one girl, she claimed she was smart but by what she said, i could tell she was jaelen."
by Deadpool May 26, 2003