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The Jackxclan 

Special dismount involving quads. Consists of racing through a ditch, resulting in the rider being pitched off the quad. Finishing moves include making sure the limbs of the rider are in odd positions, and pretending to be asleep, thereby throwing fellow riders into a panic. Aftermath includes having a woman drive your quad back to camp, while receiving a ride in a Rhino. Rider must act hurt upon return and walk bent over sideways. Usually results in sympathy from other campers, and a prescription of Vicoden.
"Dude, did you see that awesome The Jackxclan move? Now, lets pretend to feel sorry for him!"
The Jackxclan by skyjammer0 February 26, 2009
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Jacklanderseedes 

Jacklanderseedes (Jack-lander-see-these) is a rare kind of emerald usually found in central park.
I found Jacklanderseedes!

JackDylangrazersexual 

Being attracted to celebrity "Jack Dylan grazer"or having feelings.
I like Jack

Then you must be jackdylangrazersexual

jackgalaness 

Ability to be cocky, angry, and hungry and overweight. Also this type of person believes they are "Good and don't deny it"
Your Jackgalaness is really making me not want to be friends.
jackgalaness by superduper11 April 10, 2007

jackxryann

jackxryann is amazing, weird, funny, supportive, smart, good looking , has a great heart, weird, one of the the most amazing human beings in the whole world and i’m so thankful
Person 1: bro do you know jackxryann?
Person 2: yessss i love him so much. he’s the best
jackxryann by kyahhhhh January 10, 2019
JackLand is the living space where your dweeby no pussy gettin' college roommate or friend spends all of his time spanking his monkey.
Scenario:

Rick opens door to college dorm: "Justin! Let's go foo' quit fucking JackLanding you goon!"
JackLand by BaByFaCePLaYbOy September 27, 2014
When a plane is crashing, you jerk off and try to cum before hitting the ground.
“I don’t like crashing in a plane, but when it happens I like to Jackplane”
Jackplane by Delaginger February 22, 2021