a slow person,what some would call a retard
the one who rides the short bus,always in the frunt seat!
loves to pick her boogers,an let it b known she eats them.
hobbies consist of sittin in the corner lik a dumbass.

hey wheres jacklyn holmes? still on the short bus!
by the phenomenal me March 18, 2009
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