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jackstrap 

The area of skin between the male genitals and the base of the shaft, running parallel with the urethra.
"My jackstrap has an awful itch."
jackstrap by MiAMi JOE March 13, 2014
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jackstall 

Pronounced jack-stal
Verb: To quit or pull out of something because you are rubbish at it.
Noun: Someone who frequently quits things or has recently quit something because they were doing badly.
'i got an E in Latin in the mock exam. I think I might jackstall it.'

'I'm rubbish at Latin, I think I might quit.'
'You're such a jackstall.'

Jackstain 

A stupid person described by a spot or spots of ejaculation.
"Paulie was busted after trying to buy weed from an undercover cop...he is a real jackstain."
Jackstain by Shawna123 September 2, 2005

EZ Jackster 

1) A Matrix-like program where you can acquire any piece of music ever created.
2) The root of all evil.
Didja get the latest Sir Paid-A-Lot single from EZ Jackster yet, Dijonay?
EZ Jackster by FD March 29, 2003

jackstick 

A 23 year old male with beady eyes, baggy jeans, poorly made tattoos and a sleeveless shirt for displaying them. The jackstick is almost always found hanging around near gas stations trying to pick up 13 year old girls getting slushies after soccer practice.
I was getting gas while my daughter went in for a fountain drink. This jackstick tried to talk to her, so she kicked him in the balls just like I taught her.
jackstick by bknixon June 6, 2008

jackastic 

Adjective form of the commonly used noun "jackass."

A passive-aggressive insult.

Usually used in situations and settings where swearing or blue language is not allowed, like corporate boardrooms, church, the family dinner table, etc.

Often allows speaker to call someone a jackass without the recipient of the insult even realizing what they are being called. Allows for a two-pronged verbal attack: 1) recipient is labled a jackass, 2) recipient suffers the embarrassment of being called a word that sounds like they should know the definition of, but don't. It this context, jackastic is a passive aggressive word.
I appreciate your passion for this quarter's sales results, Bob, but if you could save jackastic observations for the Q & A segment, we would all appreciate it.

Does the fact that you got cut from the cheerleading squad again explain why you are being so jackastic today?
jackastic by the sarcastic wordsmith December 31, 2004