Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.
I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.
by Patrick April 23, 2008
applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.
I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.
by Samantha Fox October 21, 2007
rubbing the penis so he spits up his cum
what I'm doing as I'm writing this, oh man just ejaculated everywhere
by I'm jacking off September 07, 2003
The act of consuming apple jacks cereal.
Robby walked in on me jacking off last night and asked if he could join in.
by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008
When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"
by Zaza the Crazy Rogue June 27, 2007
What my Boyfriend does when he doesn't get any pussy for awhile, like when i have my period.
Like when i have my period. Or when I'm away, or when he finds out that I'm fucking his hott sexy brother in the next room.
by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003
When a guy slides his hand up and down slowly or really fast, however he likes it, on his hard dick until he gets that immense feeling. That feeling is one of the most desired feelings in the whole world and when it happens, you get ready to shoot your warm load all over the place.
O man. I was jacking off last night using this lubricant. It felt so good when i shot my load all over the place.
by mysteryman123 December 04, 2007
What I Do Like Every Other Day
I Am Gonna Jack off
by Speedo Boy February 08, 2003

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