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1. Jackin' Off
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The act of consuming, the always delicious, apple jacks cereal.
Matty G: "Yo dude, watcha doin"?

Joe: "You know, just jackin' off or whatever".
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2. Jackin Da Stick
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A male masterbating, stick referring to the male penis.
Also see- masterbate, jackin off, jerkin off, jackin it.
I is jackin da stick every night cuz it feel good, and I also can't get laid.
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by Adam Povavili Oct 25, 2006 share this
3. jacking off in a corner
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When someone periodically dissapears or leaves for no apparent reason or without warning during intense or important moments. Which then follows a question period of the persons whereabouts. When the person repeatedly disapears, the group assumes the person is an idiot and is most likely jackin'off some place.
Bob: Dude, where the hell is Adam.
Dan: No clue, probably jacking off in a corner somewhere.
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by Sniperrul Jan 8, 2007 share this
4. Off Jack
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Off Jack Is A 1 Player Game That Lots Of Males Play When Thay Get Tha Urge Ta Fuck But Has No One Ta Fuck So He Masterbates,,Wackin Off,Jackin Off,Leisure Time
Dat Dude B Play'N Off Jack 2 Much Dont Shake His Hand
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I Walked On This Guy Playing Off Jack
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by KILLA-2G1 May 15, 2008 share this
5. SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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by Catamount Jul 10, 2008 share this
6. jackin' the box
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A femal version for jackin' the beanstalk} meaning masterbation. The term originated in South Jersey.
Whats wrong with you? i walked in on my sister while she was jackin' the box. Thats Hot.
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by Sammy B3 May 18, 2006 share this
7. NJO
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No Jaggin Off, term originated In Chicago, Illinois and was made up by Mark Reily basically means no jackin off can be used in almost any situation especially games and real life. You can also add words like gay or change it around a bit and it will still hold the same meaning. NJO and No Jaggin Off can be seen tagged in Chicago or Portland, Oregon.
2OWNAGE: Omfg stfu Mark your a fuckin drunk fag quit jaggin off
HeavensSlayer: yeah seriously mark stfu or imma ban you
Mark: k guys im sorry but one thing . . . NO JAGGIN OFF
ShadowSlave: WTF MARK NJO!!
Mark: I DON'T JAGG OFF! I CAN'T JAGG OFF I WEAR A CHASTITY BELT!
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by 2OWNAGE Oct 21, 2006 share this
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