Jacked Full of Deuce 

Description for something that is full of shit (literally).

So, I was just sitting at my desk and all of a sudden it hit me... I had to drop a load that could choke a donkey. I made my way to the men's room cheeks clenched and prairie dogging like a motherfucker. I opened the door to my favorite stall only to find someone had the shitter so jacked full of deuce it couldn't flush. I had to use the handicapped stall instead. Probably turned out to be a good thing though, cause I needed the hand-rails for some extra pushing power.

Jacked Full of Deuce by deucemaster August 26, 2013

half jacked-off

a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.

Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.

half jacked-off by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

Jacked Off 

When the protagonist of the TV series 24, Jack Bauer, kills someone who had a name in the show.

Ha, I'm so happy that wench Dana Walsh antagonist got Jacked Off

Jacked Off by ThatGuyWithTheHook May 4, 2010

jacked off 

when a guy is really hard over a girl and is leaking sperm

he was so jacked off his pants were soaked and you could seehis dick

jacked off by lol December 3, 2003

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof 

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

stirred not jacked off 

To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.

Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!

stirred not jacked off by Sambista March 25, 2009

jacked off 

Very annoyed, pissed off, pissed (US).

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.

jacked off by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022