jackard 

jackard is simply another term to call someone a jackass or an idiot.

Quinn is a big fucking jackard, because he thinks my definiton is not "clever and witty" enough, when really, I couldn't care less, because it doesn't need to be clever and witty, it just needs to explain the fucking word.

jackard by Reba Mac October 8, 2006

Jackary 

Jackary is the ship name for two members of the Band Why Don't We. Jack Avery and Zach Herron have a special bond of friendship and are like brothers. The Limelights (their fans) came up with the name by combining their names together. Jack + Zachary = Jackary.

Did you see that recent picture of Jackary, they are so cute.

Jackary by AMBERLC June 7, 2018

Jackarita 

A smokin' hot female bartender at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Works along side the Jackalope. Originated from the house name for a margarita.

Hey, check out that bartender!

She's too hot to be a bartender, she's a "Jackarita"!

Jackarita by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010

Jacademic / Jackademic 

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

Jacademic / Jackademic by Realityshow October 18, 2012

jackadgery 

1. Social anarchy or disorder, tom-foolery, skylarking or generally un-controlled behaviour.

2. A small town in Northern NSW, Australia.

1. -Whats with all this jackadgery? I'm trying to sleep!
-There was much jackadgery last night after the J.D was drunk.

2. I live at Jackadgery, and its shit.

jackadgery by Jayboy_Evo January 21, 2008

Jackary 

Jackary is the ship name for two members of the Band Why Don't We. Jack Avery and Zach Herron have a special bond of friendship and are like brothers. The Limelights ( their fans) came up with the name by combining their names together. Jack + Zachary = Jackary.

The recent picture of Jackary is so cute.

Jackary by AMBERLC June 7, 2018

Holden Jackaroo 

The Holden Jackaroo is a medium sized SUV produced by GM Daewoo. Holden Jackaroos are most commonly found broken down and abandoned on the side of the road thanks to the ultra unreliable 4JX1 diesel/steam engine that Isuzu decided to fit in them.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.

Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.

"No we won't insure your Holden Jackaroo. It's not worth anything and won't go anywhere"
"I'm sorry you own a Holden Jackaroo"
"Nothing says failure like a Holden Jackaroo in your driveway".
"No I can't fix your Holden Jackaroo. Get your junk off my property"

Holden Jackaroo by warlord_trooper March 22, 2019