1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't

2.) A completely useless tool
1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack
by Bigmike13 May 10, 2022
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A cream of the crop jack ass; An elite group of jack asses that deserves to be classified one step higher.
A jack in the ass cop just searched my car E legally and found nothing like I told him. I wonder why people in town don't respect the law?

You are one sincere jack in the ass.
by Hatsitting203 November 12, 2010
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1.Noun: Someone who has just said something so stupid, it actually made you shutdown for a few seconds.

2. My neighbor, cause hes a douche.
Brian: "Dude, my dad thought Bob Marley was dead"...

Me: "Bob Marley IS dead....Dude....ur a fuggin Ass Jack!"...
by xXx-Ass-Hat-xXx January 15, 2008
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a jack that is inserted in the anus.
Eeeeeee! That's the noise that ass jack makes. shhhpth
by cactus bunch August 3, 2003
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A phrase that originated in the Azores in the 1920s. It refers to an ugly ass kid that sucks dick. He often enjoys watching BBW midget porn while eating sandwiches.
James: Randy is suck a "Jack Sandwich Ass".
Lili Chin: I Know Right.
by Subscribe to Trap Supremacy October 17, 2014
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A person that is such a douche that they will yell at a kid even if it's not their kid. Its basically a Jackass but if a person who isnt good at english said it
Oy! that teacher who yelled at my little Manwell is such an Ass-Jack! Now i will throw a burrito at his car!
by tojo le mucho madre November 4, 2009
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to unwillingly participate in the act of anal intercourse, or, to have your shit pushed in,
my homie went to prison and got ass jacked!
man i think someone ass jacked me at that party the other night
by niggjoo January 30, 2006
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