Sir Jack of Asses 

1. The lowest royal denomination in the suit of asses, known for being witty to the point of being hated or stupid enough to constantly say things which get him smacked.
2. A jackass

Thank you for stating the stupid, Sir Jack of Asses

Sir Jack of Asses by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

Jack of All Asses

A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."

Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"

Jack of All Asses by Guregori February 24, 2020

Jack Of All Asses

The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.

one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".

Jack Of All Asses by Jeffey VonDarkeet March 15, 2008

Jack of All Asses

The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything

That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses

Jack of All Asses by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020

jackassery

a large quantity of stupid, asinine behavior; typically referring to a group of people exhibiting poor judgment.

On a rainy morning in San Diego, my friend commented to me, "These people don't know how to drive! There sure is a lot of jackassery going on around here."

jackassery by Amaya Becvar August 5, 2006

corporo-political jackassery 

The shenanigans that corporations play with disingenuous politicians, which place them in a higher position than the politician's individual constituents. These shenanigans may include contributions, lobbying, influence peddling, manipulation of regulatory environments, strong-arming, or other techniques, not unlike those of organized crime, but legitimized by a corporate presence, employed to create a favorable environment for the corporation and its shareholders mostly to the detriment of the individual constituents within the district served and the corporation's stakeholders. Often corporo-political jackassery exploits weak-minded people who respond to buzzwords and grossly oversimplified skeletal concepts they don't understand with militant activism in defense of the buzzword, despite the obvious detriment to the individual; i.e., "Obamacare."

A number of protections were enacted following the Great Depression to prevent our economy from tanking, however thanks to decades of corporo-political jackassery, most were deregulated and Wall Street was alloiwed to police itself. The end product left the U.S. with massive foreclosures, layoffs, and an exodus of industry which further eroded the middle class.

corporo-political jackassery by Hot East March 6, 2011

Jackassedness 

where one's own stupidity/behavior is the reason for the disappointing situation they find themselves in.

Q: Why did you lie about taking a cookie from the cookie jar?
A: I believe it was my own jackassedness.

Due to your jackassedness, the entire class will not be going on the field trip.

Due to your jackassedness, I find you in contempt of court and sentence you to six months of jail.

Jackassedness by swimmerooo February 20, 2011