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jack jacked 

When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.
I was choking the chicken when my sister's hot friend barged in the bathroom and jack jacked me.
jack jacked by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011
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jack-it jacket 

a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...
I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.
jack-it jacket by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

Jacket and Jack It 

The motion of getting your jacket, placing it over your crotch area, sliding your arms under the fabric, reaching for your dick with a hand, and masturbating away. The move is usually used for concealment when in a public area while having a very high sex drive.
Isaiah: Yo bro, I got nudes from her yesterday while I was in Walmart and I just had to jack off then and there using the jacket and jack it method

Brandon: Really bro? I got caught and kicked out of Target for doing that

Brian: I don't use the jacket and jack-it method. I just take my dick out in public and jerk off in front of everyone
Jacket and Jack It by DuncanDonuts October 27, 2018

Billy Jack'ed!!! 

The definition of a double barrel ass whoopin' handed by a single bad assed motherfucker to a smart assed individual or individuals when they flap their gums.
Better watch your smart ass mouth or you'll get your ass Billy Jack'ed!!!
Billy Jack'ed!!! by ajmcleod November 26, 2010

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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