Jack and Rose

(Noun) When your date dies before the night is over

Things were going great with Ken last night but then he fell in a pool and drowned. It was a total jack and rose

by Dr. Knockers and bear December 23, 2016

Jack and Rose

When you take a shit and one turd floats and the other sinks.

Mike: Dude I took a massive Jack and Rose this morning. I shouldn't have ate those old hot dogs.

Nick: Gnarley bro!

by Salva_tora December 29, 2014

jack rose

more commonly known as "musaholic" Jack Rose simply means a teenage boy or girl that cannot stop associating things with the band "MUSE"

Jack Rose-"OMG!!! i cant get this muse song outa my head!!!"

by Princess Consuela Bannana Hammok August 22, 2004

jack rose

the best guy in the world, thinks muse are amzing..... which they are and is naturally cool

Omg Muse !!!!

by annon March 22, 2004

Jacking My Rose

Pretending that you are into someone, till the very last minute, then you ditch them to throw some super expensive stone in the water.

"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".

by Wanking Dicks Grimes March 15, 2022