A kind of hellishly clever and impressively self-sustained individual who leaves people torn between two desires – wanting to punch him in the face and wanting to be him. A Jacek always does exactly as he pleases, following a peculiar code of conduct (one that he makes up as he goes along). Despised and worshipped by many, understood by no one. He is likely to outsmart, outwork and outlive us all.
Jacek is also a popular first name among small, adorable, prickly animals such as hedgehogs and baby porcupines; the latter group tends to outgrow the name.
Jacek is also a popular first name among small, adorable, prickly animals such as hedgehogs and baby porcupines; the latter group tends to outgrow the name.
A naive person: “I thought we were great friends, but I can see that you’re being a proper Jacek about this cheese rolling contest.”
Mrs Hedgehog: “Jacek Jr please stop playing with your feces. It’s unseemly. Wait till your dad gets home and hears about this.”
Mrs Hedgehog: “Jacek Jr please stop playing with your feces. It’s unseemly. Wait till your dad gets home and hears about this.”
by unwilling participant March 26, 2017
a family alcoholic who beats his wife with a hammer and farts his son in the pillow is also a dick magnet
Jacek
by fw2421q November 21, 2021
by Stormrocker March 8, 2023
by Stormrocker March 8, 2023
by jacek November 5, 2004
The hottest human being on the planet. Sexiest man alive. Thickest man alive. You definitely want to fuck him.
by Jacek’s Lover August 28, 2019