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Noun

Pronounced: ja-boo-d

The art of getting so intoxicated that the possibility of waking up the following morning naked in a park, public toilet or bed of a girl/guy that resembles a swamp donkey the is extremely high.

Hey Charlie, look at Stefan. He is by far the most jabu'd person at this Christmas party.

I tell you Cletus, I got so jabu'd last night I feel like a great dane defecated in my head.
Jabu'd by spyker888 April 24, 2009
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A battle.net user who is obviously paving the way towards the future of gaming.
Jabudox is going to be a key factor for improving the battle.net forums.
jabudox by cvm August 14, 2003
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A clueless newbie who dedicates himself to Bluebones. Jabudox(normally spelled with a lowercase J, since he can't type) often resorts to antics such as saying he's going for suicide for sympathy and attention. However, whenever this is pointed out by Bluebones, he quickly withdraws.
Jabudox is a loser who really needs to kill himself and save the world the trouble.
jabudox by jabudox July 14, 2003
A very lumpy style ofcustart, often made by th Victorians.
Oh my! this custard is lumpy you villan! off ith his head!
jabudox by A friend. September 22, 2003
when you ride a mans face and squirt in his nose.
Jaden: Oh man, she jabudled me.

Carti: DAMNNN!!
jabudle by xxfortniteloved1012 February 12, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026