Jabroni

A kid that thinks he's the shit, but is a total fag. a loser, poser, and shit talker

Dude Dillon Silkwood your a Jabroni

by Big V 40 April 16, 2010

Jabroni

1. a scrub, one who lives the scrub life.

2. an italian profanity used to describe and "asshole" or "jerk" when talking about a person

1. Sick, that kid is so dirty, he is most definitely a jabroni.

2. This jabroni was smarting off to me, so I kicked his ass.

by Jubee Sanchez February 26, 2007

Jabrony

A person who's like a frog kid. A dumb lesser person.

Sebastian you jabrony, don't run with scissors.

by Spedball_Supreme May 11, 2019

jabroni

A jobber in professional wrestling.

Low class.

KickFag and Derek are jabronis, they couldn't make a professional looking costume to save their lives.

by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003

jabroni

a loser; an individual who cannot perform the simplest of tasks; a ham- and-egger; a stooge OR one's close friend.
OR: a naive, inexperienced person

Bob was a true jabroni and botched things up!
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?

by weave March 19, 2003

Jabroni

When you order a Jameson shot at a bar and nobody else around you wants a shot. It’s now a Jabroni not a Jameson.

By rule- when you drink it, you must raise a toast loudly to “all the Jabronis”

I ordered a round of Jame-o for the group and nobody wanted one, so I ended up with a Jabroni

by Akuladog March 26, 2021

Jabroni

1. One who is supposed to provide pizza, but doesn't produce the goods.

2. One who fails to live up to their pizza responsibilities.

Also known as an Anchovy Jabroni or Pepperoni Jabroni

Challen's getting the pizzas.

Pfft! As if. You leave it to that dick bunny and you'll end up with diddly jack shit.
F'ken Pepperoni Jabroni!

by Electric D August 17, 2004