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to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA

saying boner but being sneaky about it

man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.

i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner

sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers

jaboner by Adolf oliver nipples123 January 23, 2009
Related Words
When you meet friends after a night out and ask "Jaboner?" to see whether coitus was exchanged.
"Went out last night, ended up talking to some pretty hot babe!".. "So, Jaboner?"
Jaboner by White Lionel August 29, 2012

Jaboncè 

Pronunciation: Jab-On-ce
Someone who really wants to fuck there best friend and is secretly in love with them.
"Hey you look like a jaboncè"
Jaboncè by MomaGurls November 1, 2016
Pronunciation: "Juh-bone"

Italian slang for "asshole".
"Yo Tommy, take this frickin' jabone out back and shoot 'em."
Jabone by Martin Perucci October 29, 2006

jabronee 

First used by a genuine tosser, The Rock from the old WWF, a jabronee is just a stupid, obnoxious person. See also: twat, tosser. Used as a non-offensive offensive term.
Get out the way your fucking jabronee!
You big jabronee!
jabronee by Samwell March 25, 2005
An unfair, cheat code, chemically advanced, made in a lab, black person at my high school
" That guy made every varsity team as a freshman, he's definitely a Jaboree"
Jaboree by BiG PP MASTER November 5, 2022