jabbles

(noun) jab-les (rhymes with "tables"): A Fiji water drinking, mandals wearing, Elliot Smith listening man-child.

The Death Cab for Cutie show was populated by a few hundred jabbles.

jabbles by thisshitisgenius May 4, 2008

Jahblessed/Jahbless 

To receive a gift or a blessing. Also refers to being water baptized.

“I’m about to Jahblessed/Jahbless my guy with this bag of Tostitos”

Jahblessed/Jahbless by BeefyErown June 15, 2022

jabiless 

Something only Kim Kibum (Key) from SHINee is.
(Word he included in one of his Instagram updates, that has now become legendary in the SHINee World fandom.)

"of course i'm practicing # of course he is ONEW # of course i'm jabiless"

jabiless by HushedxAngel December 28, 2013

Jables 

A fat ball of rock and roll awesome.

Jables is an awesome rocker

Jables by SirRibbit January 19, 2009

jables 

A nickname for Jack Black, vocalist of comedic rock band "Tenacious D".

"Kage and Jables rock!"

jables by Albert the crossdressing ringworm June 15, 2005

Jabbler 

All talk no action. Someone who talks a lot about doing things but never does anything about it.

Daniel is a jabbler. Jordan jabs a lot.

Jabbler by Javor May 4, 2008

Jabbese, or Jabbesity 

A slang term used for a person who is extemely obese. Term comes from the name "Jabba", a large monster character used in the Star Wars films.

A person who is four hundred pounds or more.

Jabbese, or Jabbesity by Elyce May May 1, 2005