jabberwalking

Jaywalking while jabbering away on a cellphone.

"That guy over there is jabberwalking, and if he's not careful, he'll get run over by a car or a bus!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in Taipei, Taiwan on July 23, 2009

jabberwalking by PRwiz101 July 27, 2009

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jabberwalkie

An individual who makes non-evidential claims and walks (or continues talking) away in attempts of avoiding criticism.

Did you see that Westboro Baptist jabberwalkie dance around those questions?

jabberwalkie by Reliquary October 26, 2011

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Jabberwalkie

Any female, with large rounded breasts that have a tendency to bounce rhythmically as they walk.

'Look at that hot jabberwalkie coming towards us...' 'check out the jabberwalkie at 2 o'clock...'

From the slang words jabs meaning breasts and 'walkie' meaning walker.

- The first human jabberwalkie encounter occured in a restaurant on the island of Hvar, Croatia, September 2010 - Specimen X

Jabberwalkie by Curragh Crusader May 9, 2011

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jabberwalkie

a fatty, or rather large person

your mom is a jabberwalkie

jabberwalkie by Jack In Dabox March 9, 2007

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jabberwocking

When you’re shitting on the toilet. Laugh. And the shit comes out faster.

I read that while shitting and had a jabberwocking.

jabberwocking by Gagastalladalla May 14, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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