jabberwalking 

Jaywalking while jabbering away on a cellphone.

"That guy over there is jabberwalking, and if he's not careful, he'll get run over by a car or a bus!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in Taipei, Taiwan on July 23, 2009

jabberwalking by PRwiz101 July 27, 2009

jabberwalkie 

An individual who makes non-evidential claims and walks (or continues talking) away in attempts of avoiding criticism.

Did you see that Westboro Baptist jabberwalkie dance around those questions?

jabberwalkie by Reliquary October 26, 2011

Jabberwalkie 

Any female, with large rounded breasts that have a tendency to bounce rhythmically as they walk.

'Look at that hot jabberwalkie coming towards us...' 'check out the jabberwalkie at 2 o'clock...'

From the slang words jabs meaning breasts and 'walkie' meaning walker.

- The first human jabberwalkie encounter occured in a restaurant on the island of Hvar, Croatia, September 2010 - Specimen X

Jabberwalkie by Curragh Crusader May 9, 2011

jabberwalkie 

a fatty, or rather large person

your mom is a jabberwalkie

jabberwalkie by Jack In Dabox March 9, 2007

jabberwocking

When you’re shitting on the toilet. Laugh. And the shit comes out faster.

I read that while shitting and had a jabberwocking.

jabberwocking by Gagastalladalla May 14, 2018