Worm jerky 

Dried worm found on the pavement.

Eww! A worm jerky!

Worm jerky by zimmygirl777 April 5, 2023

Hot Jerky 

When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it

You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night.

Hot Jerky by Soran727 June 7, 2021

jerky treats 

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."

jerky treats by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007

JerkyHole 

A hole that is filled with jerky.
Not to be confused with a JerkHole.

Person 1: "Hey Wanna Go To A JerkyHole?"
Person 2: "A JerkHole?"
Person 1: "No a JerkyHole"
Person 2: "Oh Sure."

JerkyHole by What the fuck am i doing? January 31, 2018

cold jerky 

The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.

The only way to stop was to go cold jerky.

cold jerky by DaStrangla January 23, 2007

twerky jerky 

Strips of meat, pounded to tender perfection by Miley Cyrus' ass.

I tried some twerky jerky, which not surprisingly was underseasoned.

twerky jerky by geodave August 27, 2013

Jerky Boys 

Two funny ass guys with incredible voices that make kick ass prank calls!

"hello...hello?Bastad"
Sol Rosenberg

Jerky Boys by pro #1 August 6, 2003