| 1. | smorchy bear | ||
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A Smorchy Bear is a large but doisle creature that is astoundingly rare. Not much is nown about the reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear but more is being learnt as the scientific community accels. The Smorchy Bear is said to enjoy the company of small children. One witness of the Smorchy Bear observed it performing a strange ritual with its hand whilst its back was turned. This is said by some to be the Smorchy Bear practising for mating so that the beast can be the best it can be when it does finally encounter a mate. Prince Jeffery Alexander observed the offspring of a Smorchy Bear whilst out on his morning stroll. He relayed his encouted to his chum Sir Walter Adams. Sir Walter told Prince Jeffery of the rare nature and the unknown reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear and he was positively astounded.
"I had no idea of the rarity of the creature I just saw. I appreciate your knowledge on the subject" said a wide eyed Prince Jeffery. After their deep conversaton they enjoyed a game of badminton which Sir Walter narrowly defeated the Prince. They then sat down and had a meal of beef and enjoyed themselves immensly |
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| 2. | man bear pig | ||
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A part man, bear, and pig being. This is a freakish looking being that can only show its face during the day, because at night it becomes a very ugly, human...eww..gross.. I know this is very scary. This ugly being could just stay as a man bear pig instead of this ugly human form. If seen, do not approach, as man bear pig will pluck your eyes out and eat you.. Shes a bastard.. Dude that girl in our class is a total man bear pig.. Oh shit.. it's night time.
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| 3. | Bear Club | ||
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To join the bear club (usually when really drunk) you have to piss in your own mouth then punch yourself in the nuts. The president of the bear club is the person who completes this the most number of times. Thought to have arisen in Canada. Hobbs: fuck i got wasted last night, but i wasnt as bad as you...
Jacob: why? what did i do? Hobbs: dont you remember? you joined the bear club... |
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| 4. | Yar Bear | ||
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A bear that is good at golf on sunny days. That yar bear just beat the other tropical animals with its birdie on a par 4. WOW!
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| 5. | J.D. Roth | ||
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The guy who hosted the game show "Fun House." Have you seen J.D. Roth? He is so cool.
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| 6. | J.D. Roth | ||
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Host of TV game show "Fun House." Have you seen J.D. Roth? He is so cool.
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| 7. | survivorman | ||
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Any man badass enough to be named Bear Grylls, who can live for an entire week off snakes, bugs, and wood. The true "man". yo, Bear Grylls just caught that shark with his teeth. He is a true survivorman!
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