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Ivy League 

The place your parents wanted you to go to, but even YOUR dumbass knew you wouldn't get in.
I went to an Ivy League, now I have a bachelors degree and over 100,000 in debt because I wasn't very poor or very rich!

Ivy League 

A group of eight universities in the Northeastern United States that are regarded to be the best colleges in the country (or even the world). Coined by sports writer Caswell Adams in 1937 as a term for the then-powerful eastern football league, it originally included Army and Navy as well.

Since then, it is the aspiration of many high school students (and their parents) to get an "Ivy League Education"
Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, Pennsylvania, Princeton, and Yale are the colleges of the Ivy League.
Ivy League by BKred October 16, 2004

ivy league sex 

The act of performing sex with your khaki pants down around your ankles with your shoes still on, while wearing your collared shirt (still fully buttoned).
I was running late to a tennis match, and my girlfriend was so horny, she wouldn't let me leave until I fulfilled her urges. I had only one option, we had ivy league sex. I finished and made it to the tennis match looking straight ivy league.

Ivy league sex: having quick sex while staying dressed with khakis and collared shirt on.
ivy league sex by dancin-nash March 4, 2015

Ivy League Rub 

A phrase used to describe the act of "frotting".

Typically done by wealthy, ivy league students. ILR, or "frotting" is when two gay males rub their genitals together, usually until reaching climax.
"Cliff and Bruce were tense before their big Law exam, so they let off some steam by doing the Ivy League Rub"
Ivy League Rub by Colin N. December 26, 2007

Ivy League Rowing Team

An orgy of sorts involving five men, one woman and a bullhorn. One man, the Coxswain, stands and receives oral sex while directing the other members of the orgy with the bullhorn, "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Hard right etc." The woman giving the coxswain head is also being done from behind by the anchor man. This forms an H position. Another man lies under the woman on a triangular sex pillow and has vaginal sex with her (alternative: he can be hanging from her like a sloth). On each side of the woman is another man who receive handjobs from her while she is getting done from behind, beneath and blowing the Coxswain--hence the dircetions he gives, "Stroke, Stroke..."
"I was at a frat party last night and saw your girlfriend as the middle member of an Ivy League Rowing Team, I couldn't look away! She was getting it in the ass the pussy blowing some guy and jacking two others off. Sorry bro."

canadian ivy league 

Basically the oldest, most selective, richest Canadian universities - McGill University, University of Toronto and Queen's University.

There are others that get honourable mention, but these three are the top dogs, all within a few hours of each other, and all highly internationally ranked. All three have ties to the American Ivy League too, and were even founded before Canada had its own constitution.
Three dads talking about their kids' school acceptances:
1 "Hot damn, my son's going to Toronto - they publish more than Harvard!"
2 "Well hey, my boy's off to McGill - "The Harvard of the North" where they INVENTED football and hockey!"
3 "Oh yeah, my daughter's off at Queens - working with kids who transferred from Cornell!"
4 "Mmm... I wish my little girl could've gone to a Canadian Ivy League... she's going to Brock."
*Laughter*