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Its a funny story 

Something you say when you know your screwed, and your thinking of a way around it.
Jim - "Dude, why are you driving my car?"

Dave - "Its a funny story really-"

Jim - "Shut the fuck up and get out of my car."

Dave "Ok...."

its not funny 

when someone does something bad a numerous amount of times despite how many times theyve been told off for it
mum: its not funny how many times i have ive told you to stop going at bed at 6:00am and you still wont listen!
me: sorry im busy watching youtube i cant help it

I just think it's funny how

A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them
I just think it's funny how you said you had family plans but then went to Josh's party with Sarah
Word of the Day on October 28, 2024

It's funny because it's poisonous! 

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

It's funny because... 

A phrase which is said after a joke by an individual who hears it.

The element within the joke that makes it funny, one that someone normally figures out for his/herself, is made obvious by being verbally described by the individual.

Saying this phrase leads to mixed results. Some may be annoyed by it and feel that it ruins the joke. Others may find it humorous because the element is somewhat funny in itself.
John: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Friends: <laughter>
Fred: It's funny because... the mousetrap kills the first one.
Friends: <sighing, shaking heads>
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Dave: A guy goes to his doctor for a checkup and the doctor tells him that he needs to stop masturbating.
"Why's that, doctor?" the guy asks."
"Because I've gotta finish this exam."
Friends: <laughter>
Craig: It's funny because... he's masturbating in front of the doctor.
Friends: <chuckles>

It's funny because it's poisonous! 

When your tripping real shrooms and some guy you dont like is tripping the bad kind of shrooms.
I hope your not laughing because this is my 1st time tripping shrooms.
No bitch it's funny because its poisonous.