it would be so awesome 

It would be so cool
It would be the most incredible superhero movie the world has ever seen
The screens would light up, with real explosions
And special effects
Like, tons and tons of special effects
My super sweet cape would be special effects
And it would blow your mind
'Cause it's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
It's all about me, yeah
It's all about me
It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
No longer a sidekick, no, that's not me
Picture my bootie up in 3D
I'll shake my bootie in my own movie
It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
I'd have the most impressive, cool and scary
Big, mean, hairy adversary
But not to worry, I'm the man on charge
Yeah, I'd have an alter ego
I'd be a billionaire
Standing tall with adult-size hands
And gorgeous hair
'Cause it's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
It's all about me, yeah
It's all about me
It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
No longer the sidekick
Now I'm the superhero putting villains to shame
ROBIN is the name!
Ooo, and I'd have my own hero music too
It'd go bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, boom!
It would play everytime that I entered a room
Then I'd say my sweet and ominous catchphrase
"Crack an egg on it, ka-kaw!"
It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
It's all about me, yeah
It's all about me

Jack: it would be so awesome

Billy Bobby: Jack, please stop. you've been singing that song since it got popular as a meme. and im going insane please stop for fucks sake

it would be so awesome by hugothefish November 30, 2022

It would be a stupid thing to do 

You can't just say that. You can't just say that it would be a stupid thing to do so you don't believe they're doing it.

A retard "I don't think Israel is block aid because it would be a stupid thing to do."

Hym "That isn't a reasonable justification for disbelief. People do stupid things all the time. But I GUARANTEE if the Jews started getting violenced for not allowing the aid, the aid would MIRACULOUSLY start getting through. I don't see why we should have to sit here and pretend they aren't doing it."

It would be a stupid thing to do by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

If it was a snake it would have bit you 

When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.

Invented by Dillan H circa 2017

Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?

Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you

If it was a snake it would have bit you by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020

If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me 

An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."

This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.

If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. 

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

if you made a dessert it would be dry 

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

if you made a dessert it would be dry by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated 

Well it is what it is

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated. It makes me hard

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated by Anonymous bever January 19, 2018